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Inside Video Game Creation: Development Experts Share Their Stories

Inside Video Game Creation: Development Experts Share Their Stories

Enter the world of video game development in this collection of Q&A interviews with noteworthy game creators.

2021

Stories

Pinned

Published in
The Retractable Times

My Dog’s First Annual Performance Review

Which, per contract, will have no impact on his compensation

Dec 11

My Dog’s First Annual Performance Review

Dec 11

Pinned

Published in
Slackjaw

Everybody Get a Load of This New T-Shirt — It’s Only Going to Fit This Once

As soon as this thing hits the hamper, the ride is over.

May 10, 2022

Everybody Get a Load of This New T-Shirt — It’s Only Going to Fit This Once

May 10, 2022

Published in
The Retractable Times

Dog Walk Tails: Glowing Curbside Baby Jesus to Go

Neighborhood Christmas decorations have me questioning everything

6d ago

Dog Walk Tails: Glowing Curbside Baby Jesus to Go

6d ago

Published in
Doctor Funny

A History of Hell Accidentally Sounding Awesome

…and Heaven sounding a little worse by comparison

Dec 13

A History of Hell Accidentally Sounding Awesome

Dec 13

Published in
Doctor Funny

Reasons Why I, a Real Camel, Will Not Accept a Role in Your Church Christmas Play

At least not at THIS day rate

Dec 6

Reasons Why I, a Real Camel, Will Not Accept a Role in Your Church Christmas Play

Dec 6

Published in
Participation Trophy Sports

Study: Nation’s History Now Taught Exclusively by Football Coaches

Learning is just upper-upper-body conditioning

Dec 5

Study: Nation’s History Now Taught Exclusively by Football Coaches

Dec 5

Quiz: Does My Gamer Have Rabies?

Or has social media upset them again?

Jul 5

Quiz: Does My Gamer Have Rabies?

Jul 5

Plywood Raccoon Castles

“I’m so sorry buddy,” I said to my son as we pulled out of traffic and into the empty parking lot. “I thought it was supposed to be open…

Jun 1

Plywood Raccoon Castles

Jun 1

Certifiably Insane Conversations From My Career

I love hearing completely unhinged career stories. There’s something therapeutic about finding out you’re not the only person collaborating…

May 31

Certifiably Insane Conversations From My Career

May 31

I Dunno, Maybe Take it Easy on The Poor

Greater St. Louis just can’t deal with the less fortunate.

Feb 24

I Dunno, Maybe Take it Easy on The Poor

Feb 24

Todd Mitchell

Todd Mitchell

Book Author

Dad. Comedy at Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, End of the Bench Sports, and more. I wrote Inside Video Game Creation. Find me on a disc golf course.

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