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Inside Video Game Creation: Development Experts Share Their Stories

Inside Video Game Creation: Development Experts Share Their Stories

Enter the world of video game development in this collection of Q&A interviews with noteworthy game creators.

2021

Stories

Pinned

Published in
The Retractable Times

My Dog’s First Annual Performance Review

Which, per contract, will have no impact on his compensation

Dec 11, 2024

My Dog’s First Annual Performance Review

Dec 11, 2024

Pinned

Published in
Slackjaw

Everybody Get a Load of This New T-Shirt — It’s Only Going to Fit This Once

As soon as this thing hits the hamper, the ride is over.

May 10, 2022

Everybody Get a Load of This New T-Shirt — It’s Only Going to Fit This Once

May 10, 2022

Published in
Frazzled

Report: Neighborhood Dad Must Be Only One Making Trash Over There

Loved ones clearly distancing themselves from embarrassing weekly ritual

5d ago

A group of five professionally dressed people walk toward a suburban house, while an older man in a blue polo shirt takes out the trash in the foreground.

5d ago

Trump Uploads Photo of Hail-Sized Golf Balls After Storm

Just look at them everywhere

Mar 15

Trump Uploads Photo of Hail-Sized Golf Balls After Storm

Mar 15

Published in
Doctor Funny

My Struggle to Rejoin Society After Doing Five Years Inside a Teletubby Suit

I’m never going back. Not alive.

Mar 9

My Struggle to Rejoin Society After Doing Five Years Inside a Teletubby Suit

Mar 9

Published in
Frazzled

Welcome to Your Kid’s Orthodontist’s Office Where We Have Everything but a Second Orthodontist

It’s basically an amusement park, and it will take the same amount of time

Mar 3

A futuristic scene in a retro arcade features a humanoid robot with a golden crown and a DJ in a metallic silver bodysuit. The robot has a sleek, white design with glowing blue eyes and mechanical arms, while the DJ is wearing headphones and appears to be immersed in music. The background includes vintage arcade machines with people playing games.

Mar 3

Published in
Frazzled

Fourth Generation Clueless Father Pretty Sure He’s Got This

Seeing the opposite of good parenting is probably enough

Feb 27

Stylized black and white image of an old-timey car on a road in the woods with a child strapped to the top in a car seat.

Feb 27

Published in
Doctor Funny

In 1992, I Picked the President

I was seven years old

Feb 14

In 1992, I Picked the President

Feb 14

Published in
Doctor Funny

Flight Lands Without Incident

All passengers accounted for

Jan 26

Flight Lands Without Incident

Jan 26

I recognized the Look on Bishop Mariann Budde’s Face

And it said much more than the look on Trump’s

Jan 24

I recognized the Look on Bishop Mariann Budde’s Face

Jan 24

Todd Mitchell

Todd Mitchell

Book Author

Dad. Musician. Game developer. Comedy at Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, End of the Bench Sports, and more. I wrote Inside Video Game Creation. ToddNotMitchell.com

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