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Add Your Colleague Justin Wagner

Todd Mitchell
3 min readMay 14, 2021

Valued user,

We were looking around in your contacts — which may strike you as something you never would have agreed to, but you most certainly did — and we couldn’t help but notice you didn’t <add your colleague Justin Wagner>.

These days, professionals like you will meet hundreds — if not thousands — of other employees before retirement. That’s why we’ve built the world’s premiere professional networking platform where you can navigate your field of expertise with best-in-class communication tools, but none of those tools will work if you don’t <add your colleague Justin Wagner>.

Need a refresher on Justin Wagner? You and Justin were both employed at Brown Engineering. You may remember Justin as a Machinist Trainee I, South Campus from August 2013 to September 2013 while you were a Senior Marketing Analyst II, North Campus. Since then, Justin has pursued new opportunities at Various and Kick-Ass Stay-At-Home Dad. Who knows? Justin might help you find your next big opportunity!

Look, we’re not stupid. If you’ve read this far, there’s probably a good reason you haven’t decided to <add your colleague Justin Wagner> after three years on our platform. Maybe you didn’t work closely together. Maybe you’ve had particularly negative dealings with Justin Wagner. Perhaps you and Justin shared an experience that neither…

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Todd Mitchell
Todd Mitchell

Written by Todd Mitchell

Dad. Musician. Game developer. Comedy at Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, End of the Bench Sports, and more. I wrote Inside Video Game Creation.

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