Quiz: Does My Gamer Have Rabies?

Or has social media upset them again?

So your gamer’s recent behavior has you assuming the worst. Take the quiz below to help determine whether it’s time to go on a rabid animal hunt or you have even more serious problems.

Is your gamer stricken with a sudden fear of water?

Hydrophobia is a curious rabies symptom thought to come from difficulty swallowing due to spasms in the throat. Since the virus itself lives in the saliva, water naturally hinders rabies’ ability to spread. Add one point for rabies unless your gamer has recently played Hydrophobia (2010) by Dark Energy Digital, then make an educated guess.

Is your gamer upset about a YouTube video explaining why an instruction manual might help more players enjoy a difficult game?

YouTube Reaction Rage is a big clue that your gamer is noticing new people from all walks of life identifying with games and, rather than explore the difficult question of why your gamer doesn’t identify with all walks of life, they’ve decided to take it out on the well adjusted. One point for Not Rabies here.

Is your gamer foaming at the mouth about the woke agenda?

If your gamer has subscribed to a complex set of theories about a secretive organization that’s set out to liberalize…