Quiz: Is This a Walmart Supercenter or Uncle Jim’s House?

Seven surefire questions to determine whether you’re visiting extended family or America’s favorite big-box retailer

It’s that classic scenario: you’re zipping about town, checking off those to-dos that you don’t want to do when you completely lose track of what you’re doing. Did you finish shopping, or have you dropped in to visit Dad’s brother?

Don’t worry. Here’s a scientifically bulletproof quiz to help you sort out your surroundings. Tally up your Walmart Points as you answer these simple questions to determine whether you’re at a Walmart Supercenter or at good old Uncle Jim’s place.

Question 1

A teenager gave you a half-hearted greeting when you arrived because someone told her she had to.

Did she have shoes on? If so, that may have been a Walmart door greeter. If not, it was probably Cousin Bethany. Each worn shoe is worth 1 Walmart Point.

Question 2

Everything seems pristine at first glance, but if you look a bit closer, you should start to notice filth lurking in each corner and crevice.

Are you surprised by how much of it is bird droppings? If not, maybe Uncle Jim and Aunt Lisa did…