The Worst Christian Halloween Story of All Time
Did Halloween creep up on you unexpectedly this year? Are you feeling guilty that you accidentally put up the same Target “I (pumpkin) fall” banner on your door as three other houses in your subdivision? Did your homemade costumes underperform on TikTok? Well snuggle up in your last-minute adult animal onesie, I’m about to change the way you look at your own Halloween experiences for the rest of your life.